Misofist's Musings

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Misofist

I'm Misofist (she/they), a proud non-binary trans woman, activist, kinkster, and amateur pornographer. I mostly write about trans issues, kink, and polyamory. You can find me on Fediverse as @Misofist@girlcock.club. If you'd like to buy some porn, check out my C4S store.

  1. Comedy

    I went to a comedy night a while back, and one of the comedians had a set that was about her terrible experiences on dating apps. One of the main stories was about how she went on a date with some guy, and when they decided to get ice cream afterwards he pulled up a spreadsheet with rankings of ice cream shops and flavours he’d tried in order to assist in the decision making process. The crowd laughed uproarously at the idea of this pathetically pernickety man with boring hobbies.

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    Published 2024-09-24.
  2. In the past I’ve posted lewds online for a few reasons:

    • because I love seeing other people’s lewds and I hope people like seeing mine
    • because I like getting compliments from strangers
    • because I think I look sexy and I think it’d be selfish to keep that to myself
    • in defiance of my repressed upbringing
    • because I want to normalise posting lewds

    But even though I have exhibitionist fantasies, posting lewds has never been for my own gratification.

    So I was quite surprised when I uploaded a kinda sexy pic today and noticed how wet it had made me. First time I’ve got off on uploading a lewd. It’s probably because my period has me feeling all kinds of things, but… what if I’m becoming a slut who constantly uploads slowly-escalating lewds in order to get off? Hot to think about…

    Published 2024-07-26.
  3. If you’re transfem, how do you refer to your young pre-transition self? Here are some options:

    • “when I was a child”
      Boring, safe, lame
    • “when I was a young girl”
      Validating, asserts that you were always this gender
    • “when I was a little boy”
      Shock value, subversive, power move
    • “before I was myself”
      Dramatic, perhaps even melodramatic
    • “in the dark times”
      You sound like you’re in a fantasy novel
    • “when I was a pup / kitten”
      Very cool option for doggirls/catgirls
    • “when I was a kid”
      Stealthy affirmation for goatgirls
    Published 2024-05-22.
  4. Recently we’ve seen a lot of white leftists who claim to be ACAB but don’t seem to understand what that actually means. I believe I have found a very simple solution!

    Go to protests. Yell at cops. ”Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops” is a fun one. Organise with other local leftists. If you see a cop walking down the street, flip them off. If a cop is buying a donut in front of you, say ”ACAB”. If you see cops parked up and harassing people, loudly criticise their parking job.

    Once the cops hate you, you’ll no longer have the temptation to run them for every mild inconvenience.

    And as an added benefit, cops love thinking of themselves as ”heroes of the people”, and when they find out people don’t like them it really hurts their feelings. If we show enough disdain for them, maybe some of them will quit and get real jobs.

    Published 2024-04-05.
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