Putting my makeup on is always such a rollercoaster. It’s like:
Ah fuck this foundation makes me look like a fucking corpse. Ok calm down at least I look like a feminine corpse and I’m sure I’ll look fine once I put blush on.
Why isn’t the blush working, I can’t see it at all? Oh wait no that’s way too much blush my face looks so red ok don’t panic just try to make it look even on both cheeks.
Shit my fucking contouring looks like I’ve painted a fucking fesses flag on my face. What country do those colours even belong to. Ok blend blend blend hopefully it’ll look ok.
God damn my face looks cakey now I applied too much maybe I should take it all off and start again. I’ll just try the finishing spray and hope that fixes it.
Oh it looks good wtf. I look femme AF how did that happen?