Watched an old Kink video and instead of feeling turned on I just felt depressed that

  1. The armoury is gone
  2. Even if it were there, it’s on the other side of the world
  3. Even if I was near it, I’m not hot enough to be on Kink
  4. Nobody else in kink has that kind of budget
  5. So for many many reasons, I’ll never get to experience the Water Bondage rotating spider web thing, or anything similar 🙁